Oh she's a big girl, probably like 150lbs

I need to use the hair station for Christmas

You know what I usually do

Open it up and dry it out a bit 

-when have you ever done that before

Bandwagon

Mmm

Piss

It's the factory season

So dip dee doo and schlippy schlop and don't forget to hang up your sock

Upside down

Snacks on Robert

/Levi Cobb

So I'm not really sure how I'm going to get good at golf

Me and

Tito...a little rendezvous 

My radar

Me and you, a little holiday rendezvous

The little things you do

Well, the trash can blew over at canine club

And it's just waiting to eat ruby

I must not forget mrs Claus

Oh your wife? No, my cat! 

First order of the day

Hand turkeys

Inspirational quotes from Jamie

Producer: can you look in the mirror?

Jamie: do I have to?

She told me the only reason she adopted me was so I would take care of her when she's old and I'm not going to do that.

I have two bottles of pills in my room.

I've probably been having 400 calories a day?

I'm going to do something crazy. I'm going to do the weigh in in my bikini. I still have a ton of stretch marks...

Bob, will you help me take my dress off?

Did you hear me?

YES GENNY I HEAR EVERYthing you say. You are the only other person in this house.

That's

Tequila! I love it! 

Deephaven police don't care

I love it 

Christ

Don't poke me there

Now I have a lesson for everyone!

The water comes up from the center, the spinner is under the top rack 

Go on the Internet and find something perverted to send dad

THIS IS WHAT I DO

I SIT ON YOU SIT ON YOU

Christ

Let's go tailgate!

I DON'T WANT TO

Show everyone my ball marks and have 900 drinks tonight

I DON'T WANT TO

Be spirit friends with rob glover for the next two hours. 

Uuuuuugghhh?

Looks like the driveway guy is here

One of them is taking pictures of the house

Watching white queen as a family

Shit, we're live!

Price

You bet it does

Christ

Then he went to brazil and adopted like 5 or 6 kids

Cindra

I feel like whip cream and chocolate is all she's into...

Thanks for the pop off

John

You don't have to be lonely

At farmers only.com

Snacks on me

Hey Curtis

Can I go skinny dipping in your eyes?

We could start here

She was really hard on this

Papa roohoo. Disc. 

Knock it off, animals

It's miller time

Don't take a picture of my thighs

Ask her if she was having mad passionate sex

My dad used to drive a cab

He doesn't work anymore.

You didn't even catch me one damn rabbit

Did possum. Rat turn. Bass day ever.

Light as a feather

Stiff as a 

We need to talk!

Wagon

BI time

I wanna take your top off, Celebrate the champagne pop off

Biggie biggie biggie

Snacks on ice

Put it on chappy

"I use to

Love 'so you think you can dance' it would like, make me bounce in my seat."

An awesome mystery

Me again

Willeke, the showpiece

Bad for my body