My radar

Me and you, a little holiday rendezvous

The little things you do

Well, the trash can blew over at canine club

And it's just waiting to eat ruby

I must not forget mrs Claus

Oh your wife? No, my cat! 

First order of the day

Hand turkeys

Inspirational quotes from Jamie

Producer: can you look in the mirror?

Jamie: do I have to?

She told me the only reason she adopted me was so I would take care of her when she's old and I'm not going to do that.

I have two bottles of pills in my room.

I've probably been having 400 calories a day?

I'm going to do something crazy. I'm going to do the weigh in in my bikini. I still have a ton of stretch marks...

Bob, will you help me take my dress off?

Did you hear me?

YES GENNY I HEAR EVERYthing you say. You are the only other person in this house.

That's

Tequila! I love it! 

Deephaven police don't care

I love it 

Christ

Don't poke me there

Now I have a lesson for everyone!

The water comes up from the center, the spinner is under the top rack 

Go on the Internet and find something perverted to send dad