Roll your window down

It's a shuttle to the moon

They like shiny things

Girl looking kinda cute

This house is falling apart

Animal

And a broken rib

Party at small home w Scott

I farted so much at that party. My eyes were watering. It was unbearable. 

That's

Sssuper....

I run 3 miles a day on my treadmill

-I doubt that

It only takes me 40 minutes

Name a part of a woman's body that turns you on when it's long

Her boobs!

Correct. (Her jugs/nipples)

Legos

Who is farting?

Is that what i think it is

Is that his dick!?

I wonder who sat here last night

Superman dat ho

Quotes from Annie

PWOMS

Why do you keep lying to me!?!?

My body's kind of weird.

I wonder if he ever even liked me... 

He didn't. -Clive

He thinks I'm pretty!!!

She feels really bad about what happened... -lady from 40yr old virgin

She should. She's a bitch.

Have you guys had sex? Was she good? 

Do you think this will be the summer the diving board snaps on someone?

Well it has had a hard winter. It's going to slap someone on the ass so hard.

Avalanche finders. They were all the rage.

Is that his dick!?!

Nothing but Jamie's left

St Francis/depression hurts 2

I've seen the way guys look at me when I'm cruising down the street on my sidewalk

They're like "whoa, watch out" and I'm like "you wish"

Kael

If you break those I'm going to be furious